Blue Screen of Death, by Scanner Smashed Face

Blue Screen of Death

by Scanner Smashed Face

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1.	Blue Screen of Death 00:53	lyrics
My computers broken Fucking piece of shit Excel can suck my balls What the fuck Blue screen of death Maybe I'll kill myself Maybe I'll kill you Rage in blue I'll kill you
2.	Scanner Smashed Face 00:30	lyrics
Have an urge Want to kill Flatten Skull With the weight of a photocopier Print your death, 100 copies And send them to your family
3.	Corpse Cabinet 00:27	lyrics
I hate you After I've killed you I'll stuff your body into a filing cabinet I'll file you under dead
4.	Foetus in the Stuffing Machine 00:33	lyrics
Maternity Leave My pet peeve Here's your present, bitch Foetus In Stuffing Machine Baby
5.	Call Centre Autopsy 00:58
6.	Stapletits 00:01	lyrics
Stapletits
7.	Head in a Water Cooler 00:36	lyrics
I'm thirsty And you're in my way I hate you I really fucking hate you So I'm going to kill you Need to hide your body But I also need a drink Two birds, one headstone I'll hide your head in a water cooler Refreshing
8.	Fire Drill Death Stampede 00:42	lyrics
Fire drill death stampede Everybody get back inside The building's not really on fire Lock the doors Cant get out Fire drill death stampede Oh I was wrong You're all dead Burn
9.	Hung From a Tie 00:41	lyrics
Items of death tied around your neck Time is right To pull them tight Feel my hate As you asphyxiate Dont be late To meet your fate Hung from a tie Hurry up and die Hanging from a tie You will not survive Hanging from a tie
10.	Deadly Spreadsheet Malfunction 00:27	lyrics
I hate Excel Fuck your spreadsheet Want to punch you Till your face bleeds Macro wanker Autosum monkey Knife your face Till it's read-only Deadly spreadsheet malfunction
11.	Deadly Manager Encounter 00:27
12.	Murder King Lunchtime Brutality 00:25	lyrics
Lunch time I'm hungry Tasty meat Fast food treat There's a line I don't have time Drive through Murder you Urgh, there's a finger in my burger I ordered breast
13.	Office Chair Death Race 00:24	lyrics
I've tied my colleagues to their chairs Now ill race them down the stairs Winner is the first to die And scream out loud "Oh my god why" Finish line is barbed wire Half the contestants are on fire Poking them with pointy sticks This sure beats the Olympics Office chair death race
14.	Hard Drive Soft Skull 00:13	lyrics
I hate you I'll kill you I'm going to hit you in the back of the head with a hard drive Hard drive Soft skull
15.	Genital Shredder 00:47	lyrics
Total hatred I will kill you First I need to Shred some paper Get in my way And you will pay With your precious Family jewels Genitals Will be torn From your groin Bloody Loins Sterilized Brutalised No more children Learned your lesson Genital Shredder Bleeding forever Erectile dysfunction 'Cos you ain't got one
16.	Super Fun Teambuilding Fun Day 01:21
17.	Rapeler 00:31	lyrics
Coworker's a fucking grass I'll jam a stapler up his ass Get it in there nice and deep And laugh at him while he weeps Rapeler, rapeler Raped by a stapler Rapeler Stapler Rape Rapeler
18.	Ctrl Alt Kill 00:05	lyrics
Ctrl Alt Kill
19.	Car Pool of Blood 01:14	lyrics
Driving to work I pick you up My carbon footprint Is really good Fuck you're annoying Won't stop talking Your music sucks You use air con too much Car pool cunt I'll drown you In a car pool of blood
20.	Foul Xerox Infestation 00:57	lyrics
I better stop murdering And do some work I'll scan these documents For a client And then ill send a fax To the offshore site Integrated Data Logistics Employee of the month! Oh God what's this Rotting, infested, severed head In the xerox machine I didn't do this! Oh Yes I did Killed last week My mistake Maggots
21.	Painful Paperclip Insertion 00:29	lyrics
In the face In the eye In the ear In the mouth In the arm In the groin In the ass In the tit In the cock In the nose In the chest In the toe In the hand In the neck In the knee In the beard Bodyparts Painful paperclip insertion
22.	Deadly Manager Encounter Part 2: Hellfired 01:29

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Death metal, with lyrical concepts based around the day-to-day brutalities of working in an office.

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released January 8, 2013

Mark "Skullwheel" Butler - Vocals, Bass & Drums
Jason "Killputer" Harper - Guitars

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Scanner Smashed Face UK

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